Scams · Stolen crypto
«We recover stolen crypto»: why it is almost always a lie
There are two problems that sound similar and have nothing in common. In the first, the money is still in your wallet and what is missing is the key. In the second, the money is no longer in your wallet. The first is a technical problem; the second is a crime, and technology doesn’t fix it.
The difference, in one line
| Your situation | What it is |
|---|---|
| The money is there and you can’t get in | Recovery: it makes technical sense |
| The money left and you didn’t send it | Theft: not a technical problem |
| You sent to the wrong address | An irreversible mistake, not theft |
| You were defrauded and paid yourself | Fraud: a police matter |
| The exchange shut down with your money | Insolvency proceedings, not recovery |
Only the first row is a recovery case. The other four aren’t solved by any tool, and whoever offers to solve them is selling you something that doesn’t exist.
Why stolen money doesn’t come back
An on-chain transfer is final: nobody can reverse it. You can see perfectly well where it went — that information is public and free, and anyone can look it up — but seeing is not being able to move. Moving that money would require the thief’s key, and no service obtains that.
The few cases where something does happen
To be fair, there are genuine exceptions, and it is worth knowing them to see that none involves hiring someone who messages you privately:
- The money reaches an exchange that identifies the account holder and a court order freezes it. Police achieve that, not a private service.
- An international investigation dismantles a network and victims get a share, years later.
- The attacked project negotiates with the attacker and returns part of it. Nothing to do with you hiring anyone.
- It was your own mistake sending to a known platform, and that platform can help through its own process.
Why I say it so plainly
Because I don’t do that and I want the line clearly drawn. I work the first case: the money is where it was and what is missing is the key. If your case is a theft, I tell you on day one, free, and I don’t charge you for a report you can produce yourself.